Tremendous Brunettes

I saw a girl down at the bar Thursday night.


She was very easy on the eyes. She was with two other ladies who were similarly attractive. While her companions went to the bathroom she was left to her own devices. If I was a different man I'm sure I would have gone up to her and talked to her. Instead I sat there getting ready to do it as my heart pounded and my palms sweated. As I was contemplating approaching the lone vixen her friends came back and then my chance had passed. If I was a smart man I would learn a lesson from that experience. I guess we'll have to see if I can pick up what the universe is putting down.