Sang
We met a passed out asian man outside Village Pizza last night.
Sang.
We weren't being jerky towards him. We took a few photos. We woke him up when his glasses fell off so he wouldn't drop them to the ground. We tried to help him out when he almost vomited on himself.
He, unbeknownst to us, works at Village Pizza. One of his fellow employees came out and told us he had 4 Iron City pounders right in a row then went outside and sat on the bench.
He woke up after a few minutes of us talking to his fellow staff member. Angry little asian man, I'm pretty sure he said he was going to bite my ass. He was doing math on his way in telling everyone that 2 plus 2 is 10. Then after that he said wait, no it's 5.
Don't worry. Party-Bus Post is coming.
Sang.
We weren't being jerky towards him. We took a few photos. We woke him up when his glasses fell off so he wouldn't drop them to the ground. We tried to help him out when he almost vomited on himself.
He, unbeknownst to us, works at Village Pizza. One of his fellow employees came out and told us he had 4 Iron City pounders right in a row then went outside and sat on the bench.
He woke up after a few minutes of us talking to his fellow staff member. Angry little asian man, I'm pretty sure he said he was going to bite my ass. He was doing math on his way in telling everyone that 2 plus 2 is 10. Then after that he said wait, no it's 5.
Don't worry. Party-Bus Post is coming.
posted by Hand on the Stove at 1:17 PM
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